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Good Ol' Chuck
Chuck Norris knows the ending to the Never-ending Story.
Chuck Norris does not run for President, The President runs from Chuck
Norris.
When Chuck Norris deletes files from his computer, he doesnt send them
to the recycle bin. He sends them to hell.
The only reason pharoah let the people go was because he learned that
Chuck Norris was to be the next plague.
Chuck Norris recently wrote an IQ test, and was declared the most
intelligent man on earth. However he scored one mark less than perfect
because he didnt understand the word 'failure'.
Someone once told Chuck Norris Christmas was more about giving than
recieving...Chuck obliged by giving everyone roundhouse kicks to the face.
Chuck Liddell challenged Chuck Norris to a deathmatch to show the world
Once and for all who was the Alpha Chuck. The match lasted 8 seconds,
and consisted of one uncontested roundhouse kick. 43 minutes later and 100
Miles away, Liddell's head smashed through the window of his
girlfriend's house and landed on her dinner plate with Chuck Norris's phone number
carved Into his forehead. She called...
When Chuck Norris starts having sex with other men, it's not because
he's gay. It's because he ran out of women.
Chuck Norris's belly button is actually a power outlet.
Chuck Norris has a pet kitten - every night for a snack.
Stacy's Mom thought she had it going on until she met Chuck Norris'
roundhouse kick to the grill.
Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker,
Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.
Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs
toothpicks.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known
Today as Giraffes.
Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris
in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky
Chuck Norris was once on Jeopardy. This show is notable in that it was
the first occasion in Jeopardy history that Alex Trebek had appeared
without a mustache. And a head.
Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to
Kill the cow
If you're driving down the road and you think Chuck Norris just cut you
off, you better thank your lucky stars it wasn't the other way around
Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away.
They are called astronauts
Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met
Chuck Norris.
Life is like a box of chocolates:
You never know when Chuck Norris is Going to kill you.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris only uses a stunt double when he does crying scenes.
Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
Most reported Bigfoot sightings are just Chuck Norris with his shirt
off. Loch Ness sightings, on the other hand, are Chuck with his pants off.
Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
People with amnesia still remember Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris does a push up he doesn’t push himself away from the earth, he pushes the earth down.
When Chuck Norris dives into a swimming pool he doesn’t get wet, the pool gets “Chuck Norrised”
--
If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything...
Good Ol' Chuck
Chuck Norris knows the ending to the Never-ending Story.
Chuck Norris does not run for President, The President runs from Chuck
Norris.
When Chuck Norris deletes files from his computer, he doesnt send them
to the recycle bin. He sends them to hell.
The only reason pharoah let the people go was because he learned that
Chuck Norris was to be the next plague.
Chuck Norris recently wrote an IQ test, and was declared the most
intelligent man on earth. However he scored one mark less than perfect
because he didnt understand the word 'failure'.
Someone once told Chuck Norris Christmas was more about giving than
recieving...Chuck obliged by giving everyone roundhouse kicks to the face.
Chuck Liddell challenged Chuck Norris to a deathmatch to show the world
Once and for all who was the Alpha Chuck. The match lasted 8 seconds,
and consisted of one uncontested roundhouse kick. 43 minutes later and 100
Miles away, Liddell's head smashed through the window of his
girlfriend's house and landed on her dinner plate with Chuck Norris's phone number
carved Into his forehead. She called...
When Chuck Norris starts having sex with other men, it's not because
he's gay. It's because he ran out of women.
Chuck Norris's belly button is actually a power outlet.
Chuck Norris has a pet kitten - every night for a snack.
Stacy's Mom thought she had it going on until she met Chuck Norris'
roundhouse kick to the grill.
Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker,
Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.
Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs
toothpicks.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known
Today as Giraffes.
Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris
in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky
Chuck Norris was once on Jeopardy. This show is notable in that it was
the first occasion in Jeopardy history that Alex Trebek had appeared
without a mustache. And a head.
Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to
Kill the cow
If you're driving down the road and you think Chuck Norris just cut you
off, you better thank your lucky stars it wasn't the other way around
Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away.
They are called astronauts
Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met
Chuck Norris.
Life is like a box of chocolates:
You never know when Chuck Norris is Going to kill you.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris only uses a stunt double when he does crying scenes.
Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
Most reported Bigfoot sightings are just Chuck Norris with his shirt
off. Loch Ness sightings, on the other hand, are Chuck with his pants off.
Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
People with amnesia still remember Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris does a push up he doesn’t push himself away from the earth, he pushes the earth down.
When Chuck Norris dives into a swimming pool he doesn’t get wet, the pool gets “Chuck Norrised”
--
If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything...
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her thoughts were of another man."
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